#4 Sinar S1

30/12/2023

The Sinar brand is synonymous with Swiss precision and, along with Arca Swiss and Alpa, belongs to the photographic triquetry and holy trinity of large-format cameras from the land of cogged railways and melted cheese. The word is an acronym for "Still, Industrial, Nature, Architectural and Reproduction photography."

Photography didn't have it easy at first. Before its invention, painting was the only way of capturing reality, and painters were naturally afraid of losing their privileged position and ending up painting living rooms. Everyone is a general after the battle, and we now know that's nonsense - but it's an interesting analogy to today's rise of...

M.P.P., or Micro Precision Products, was a British manufacturer of optical accessories that dabbled in several related industries.

#5 Dallmaer

06/10/2023

Once upon a time, beyond nine mountains, nine rivers and one English Channel, there was once a Dallmeyer company - I recommend paying particular attention to the position of the letters in the name, it will come in handy in a few moments.

#1 FKD

29/08/2023

USSR, the land of mud and wooden spoons, spent several decades churning out its one and only line of wooden cameras: the FKD (I could feel it in my bones that this acronym meant something, but I couldn't dig it up. "Fucking Klunky Device" maybe?).

Today we're going to talk about brass and aluminium. This lens is made of brass and aluminium. We've done our education on the materials side of things, and now we're going to please the linguists—it's a Hugo Meyer Atelier Schnellarbeiter 310mm f3, which the translator peculiarly translates as "fast worker."

There were loads of aerial photography lenses. Shitloads. Companies jumped into making them when the war machine needed 'em - even if they'd previously done something else like binoculars or other optical thingies (hello Aldis!). Or they pivoted from commercial optics, either partly or completely - cue Dallmeyer, Wray, Ross, TTH, Burke & James and...

Back then when people thought radiation was basically a vitamin, they crammed it into everything from face masks to toothpaste (Radium girls gives it a thumbs down), optics manufacturers weren't far behind (but hey, at least in their case it actually did something useful, Jiří Zouhar gives it a thumbs up).